What's My Line?

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I want to cite the inspiration and research of the X account Cynical Publius for this work. He is a great patriot and smart as all get out, so please follow him.

Some of you are old enough to remember the old TV show "What's My Line," where a panel of celebrities were blindfolded and asked questions of a mystery guest to try to figure out who he was and/or what he did. I'll supply the answers, you can fill in the questions.

What's My Line? Let's play.

I am the offspring of 2 foreign born college professors, who provided me a prosperous childhood ensconced in the Ivory Towers of academia.

My mother is from the Indian Brahmin caste, which sits atop India's oppressive caste system. 

My father was an influential Marxist economist.

I lived my formative years abroad in Montreal. I never lived or experienced anything close to the "African American experience," or anything close to a working-class upbringing.

I failed the California Bar Exam.

The big break in my career, and first real job, came as a result of a sexual affair with a married public official 31 years my senior.

I engaged in numerous unfair and unethical prosecutorial practices that harmed and incarcerated black men and robbed them of their freedom and liberty, in order to curry favor among rich white men to advance my political career, and supply free labor to my governor. 

I was ranked by almost all non-partisan political analysts as the most extreme leftist in the US Senate.

I was nominated to be Vice President because the current President stated he would nominate a black woman, so I was the first DEI candidate on a presidential ticket.

I claimed to be in the oval office and situation room in every important moment in my term, but ran away from accountability for the decisions and policies of my term, lied to the media and people, and covered up my boss' cognitive decline until there was an opportunity to replace him on the ticket. 

I have never garnered a single vote in a national election or party primary.

I can not cite a single accomplishment on any domestic economic issue or foreign policy initiative.

I've never held a job in the private sector, never made a payroll, never run a business. I lied about working at McDonalds as a college student.

During my campaign, I have only held one staged taped interview with an anchor whose husband was one of the 51 signers of the former intel community's "Russian Disinformation" letter about the Hunter Biden laptop... and I have offered no specifics about any position, initiative, executive order, cabinet nominee, supreme court nominee, or bill I will back.

Who am I?

I'm the current Vice President and presidential nominee of the democrat party. There has not been a presidential candidate in our lifetime so devoid of accomplishment, so wrong on every issue, so ideologically extreme, so fearful of accountability, so lightly vetted, and elevated by the most corrupt circumstances with zero votes received.

Contrast that with my opponent, who has a successful record of accomplishment in business, entertainment, and was the best president since 1988 by almost any metric. My opponent is the most vetted political figure in our national history, as well as the most slandered. My opponent has survived corruption by the federal law enforcement and intelligence communities, sabotage by his own national party apparatus and cabinet, lies and propaganda by the media, lawfare by my administration, and an assassin's bullet.

There has never been a presidential election in our lifetime that offers a starker contrast between the candidates and direction of our country. Do we choose the installed Marxist globalist puppet devoid of qualifications and accomplishment who wants to destroy our economy, traditions, institutions, and constitution? Or do we choose the candidate who promises to give the government back to the people, make the government accountable to the people, restore constitutional order, and celebrate and elevate ourselves as the greatest nation and greatest force for freedom and prosperity in the history of the world?

So do we actually need to call our program "What's My Line" or is it really "Truth Or Consequences?" 

Unfortunately for all of us, we can't just change the channel or turn it off if we get it wrong. And when we vote this November, do we choose the truth, or do we suffer the consequences?